Gabby

one-big-dreamer:

charlottelabouffs:

the struggle between “i’m too lazy to shave my legs plus it’s a nice fuck you to gender expectations” and “i want legs as smooth as baby dolphins” is so real

Fun fact, when born, baby dolphins have fur

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kaijutegu:

please, I am begging you, PLEASE look at this extremely good image my friend just texted me

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hippiebabysitterr:

today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”

to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older

they were going to get fakes to buy fish

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the-pietriarchy:

me during a zombie apocalypse: are the dogs okay?

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beyoncescock:

you know when youre watching netflix and you pause to do homework or do something irrelevant then out of nowhere, due to inactivity, netflix goes back to home screen and randomly plays whatever is on the top and it scares the crap out of you or is that just me

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kaalashnikov:

how to adult:

• make lots of lists
• make your bed
• send lots of emails and only cry maximum 5 minutes before making phone calls
• scream only mildly internally when strangers talk to you
• laundry sometimes
  

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i-will-bear-your-cumberbabies:

k4rkl3s:

blaze it, i whisper as i light my homework on fire

I’VE WAITED 2 FUCKING YEARS TO POST THIS BECAUSE I MISSED 420 2 FUCKING YEARS IN A ROW

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

mx-bones:

when ppl try to start shit on your blog

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